Digital Graduation Enthusiast Mugs

Graduating from an online university.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Zumma Cum Laude

"A virus ate my homework."

Now Firing.

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

A credit to his species...

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

WHEW!

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

A teacher in mortar board and gown

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'

Each one respresents another honor.

'Congratulations! This year we're saving money by letting all our graduates download their diplomas from our website.'

Graduating in the Age of COVID