Digital Graduation Enthusiast Pillows

Graduating from an online university.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Zumma Cum Laude

"A virus ate my homework."

Now Firing.

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

'That's right, just drop your old computers here...and I'll take care of any data.'

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

"You put PhD on birth certificate?!" "It's never to early to give em an advantage."

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

A credit to his species...

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

WHEW!

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.

Their son was in a class of his own.

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

Vinyl Records CD's. It's odd that it was revolutionary when we stopped listening to music stored on spinning media.

"Hey! Mine is a list of debt counselors."

A teacher in mortar board and gown

Law graduate sharks.

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'

Each one respresents another honor.

'The Graduate' updated.