Graduation Geek Mugs

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"Make a lot of money."

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Good Luck!

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'Does my head look big in this?'

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Hear me, Graduates!

GLAD-YOU-ATION

Student Debt

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

When English majors become waiters.

Now Firing.

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Student Debt.

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"Alright, I got my degree. Now where is this ticket I'm supposed to be able to write?"