Graduation Geek T-Shirts

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"Make a lot of money."

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Good Luck!

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Does my head look big in this?'

Hear me, Graduates!

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Student Debt

T-Rex as a graduation speaker. Everything was going well until someone in the first row moved!"

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Now Firing.

When English majors become waiters.

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Student Debt.

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

"In an effort to avoid controversy, and to accommodate our attention spans, we will be replacing the commencement speaker with fortune cookies."

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"Alright, I got my degree. Now where is this ticket I'm supposed to be able to write?"

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."