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"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Big Bang Theory.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Drool Marks

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"What old school? This is my life."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"This is what's known as a book."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'God's speed.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

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"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'