Graduation Go-getter Mugs

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Graduates on their phones

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Medical school graduation gowns.

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

"Clever girl."

"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."

Medical School Graduations.

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

A credit to his species...

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

"Put 'er there!"

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

Graduating cats play with their mortar boards.

Pair of pants thrown in the air along with students' caps.

Their son was in a class of his own.

Five-Star Canine Obedience School Graduation.

"Hey! Mine is a list of debt counselors."

A teacher in mortar board and gown

Law graduate sharks.