Graduation Go-getter Gifts

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Clever girl."

"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

A credit to his species...

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

"Put 'er there!"

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

A teacher in mortar board and gown

'I seem to recall my pre-school graduation ceremony was called 'so what'.'