Digital Diploma Holder Pillows

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

Computer Room.

Moses on the web

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

God's Phone

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Day one, post grad

"I have an app for that."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"A virus ate my homework."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Follow God On Twitter

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Our father who art at www.heaven.com..."

'Does it come on Disc?'

"We're testing a new virtual reality praise & worship system for the satellite campus."

'We beseech thee oh Lord, tweet us they word.'