Virtual Diploma Holder Pillows

Graduating in the Age of COVID

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Nervous Oral Testing

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Day one, post grad

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Negative Interest Meeting

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'

Homeschooling during lockdown

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

"I virtually finished my homework."

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

"Do you mind if I call you 'Rayna the Robot?'"

'You can cancel my appointment. My computer reached him!'

'I can't use the webcam, mother. Being Christmas morning my server is down.'

"Son, I'm proud of you! You're the fiest in the family to study and wear a tie at work!"