Virtual Diploma Holder Pillows

Graduating in the Age of COVID

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Nervous Oral Testing

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Day one, post grad

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Negative Interest Meeting

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"We don't communicate any more..."

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Homeschooling during lockdown

Glad-You-Ation

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

Worst Zoom Meeting Ever.

'You can cancel my appointment. My computer reached him!'

'I can't use the webcam, mother. Being Christmas morning my server is down.'

Joe Biden Articulates His Plan for the Coronavirus

"Son, I'm proud of you! You're the fiest in the family to study and wear a tie at work!"