Virtual Scholar Pillows

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

K9 Literati

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

Romans.

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

Modern Studying

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

"Distance Learning"

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Yethhh, hello. . .are you clothed?"

'What the...?!' 404 ERROR!

"Why do I have to go to school? Why can't I just log onto their website when I get up?"

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Homeschooling during lockdown

I see you coing under a lot of strains

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

'I can't use the webcam, mother. Being Christmas morning my server is down.'

'You can cancel my appointment. My computer reached him!'

"If a man tweets and it doesn't appear in anybody's timeline, is it still a tweet?"

"Do you mind if I call you 'Rayna the Robot?'"

'College textbooks sure are expensive. Luckily, I saved a fortune by using eTexts. Now I have to see if I can buy used eTexts.'

The Ivies