Registration Certificate Collector Pillows

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

"Make a lot of money."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Gramaphone Man.

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

His master's voice

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

music store

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'Damn, so close!'

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

Devil Buying Soul Music

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

'Thanks, I started collecting diplomas when I was seven.'

Cartoonists.

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

"And now, our newest hit song..."

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

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