Registration Certificate Collector Mugs

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

"Make a lot of money."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

His master's voice

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

'Damn, so close!'

music store

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

Devil Buying Soul Music

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Just because!'

Cartoonists.

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

"When blues singers lose it"