Certification Collector Mugs

"Oh, those..they're just Reader's Digest competition forms."

'Quick! She's being crushed by her GCSE certificates.'

"Make a lot of money."

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Thank you bubbles

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I started a collection!"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

The Card Flinger

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.

Business people buying greeting cards.

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

No room to hang his diploma.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'