Certification Collector Pillows

"Oh, those..they're just Reader's Digest competition forms."

'Quick! She's being crushed by her GCSE certificates.'

"Make a lot of money."

Interdisciplinary studies.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Thank you bubbles

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I started a collection!"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

The Card Flinger

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Card shark

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Red Card - Gold Card.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Business people buying greeting cards.

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."

No room to hang his diploma.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'Occassional cards'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"