Id Collectors Pillows

The invisible man gets carded.

'It seats two comfortably.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Gramaphone Man.

Islington Angels.

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

His master's voice

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

music store

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

Devil Buying Soul Music

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"When blues singers lose it"

"It's an old photo."

"Tell me about the bar codes and sales prices on the back of your certification diplomas."

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

"To what do I owe this honor?"