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The invisible man gets carded.

'It seats two comfortably.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

Islington Angels.

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

His master's voice

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

music store

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

Devil Buying Soul Music

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"When blues singers lose it"

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

"Tell me about the bar codes and sales prices on the back of your certification diplomas."

"So how long have you had this ringing in your ears?"

"It's an old photo."

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

'...Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'