Collector Of Records T-Shirts

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Jazz is Invented

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Groovy Baby

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Music & Gym'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Gramaphone Man.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

The Music Lover.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"I wonder what this was for."