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'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

'Are you downloading another cylinder?'

Classix Collection: Flight of the Bumblebee

"Wait a minute!... Aren't those the records I finally convinced you to get rid of, twenty years ago?!"

Music Collector.

The Music Lover.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Lady funneling her record collection onto an mp3 player,

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

Music Freak.

Devil has the best tunes

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat woman shopping for cats.