Album Collecting T-Shirts

Urban fox.

Abbey Road Evolution

"It's the new Stones album."

Flabby Road.

Robert Fripp

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Jimi Hendrix.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"What are you doing?"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Ozzy Osbourne

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

The Music Lover.

Music Freak.

Islington Angels.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"Can you perform under pressure?"

His master's voice

"That's two days after you were born."

When old rockers trash hotel rooms.

Mozart Clarinet

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'