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Songs of the humpbacked whale

"Tong!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Gramaphone Man.

Islington Angels.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

His master's voice

'I'm organic.'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

music store

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

Devil Buying Soul Music

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Mom and daughter see a sign at a music store: Baby Grand Piano On Sale Cash And Carry Only

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)