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"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

JET (Part I)

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Gramaphone Man.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"We never talk anymore."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'