Vintage Album Collector Gifts

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Robert Fripp

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Liam Gallagher.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"What are you doing?"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

JET (Part I)

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Music & Gym'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Robert Drake

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Gramaphone Man.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.