Collecting Albums Gifts

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Music & Gym'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Gramaphone Man.

Islington Angels.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Music Freak.

The Music Lover.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Sixties rock stars in heaven.

Mozart Clarinet

His master's voice