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The Beatles

U2: World's Laziest Band

You're listening to K-OLD the golden oldies station. Back in a few … Oldies? You listen to oldies? Of course. Sinatra! Neil Diamond! Metallica. Vanilla Ice. The world is dead to me. Neil who?

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Will Young

Robert Fripp

Michael Jackson.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Jimi Hendrix.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"What are you doing?"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Ozzy Osbourne

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Music Freak.

The Music Lover.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Joe Perry.

Mick Jagger

Islington Angels.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"