Album Collector Gifts

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

Urban fox.

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

Robert Fripp

"Sergeant Pepper's lonely, depressed and neurotic hearts club band"

Buy My Album

Man listens to remastered Beatles CD: 'Wow! Turns out the hidden message is 'Paul is dead rich'.'

Devil has the best tunes

"The best money spinner in the world...ever!"

'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'

"Wow! I haven't heard this since the last time it was re-issued."

Jazz is Invented

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Six jazz instruments.

Large print rock'n'roll section

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"What are you doing?"

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Robert Drake

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Gramaphone Man.

So close... Yet so far.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."