Photo Album Collector Gifts

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

"That's two days after you were born."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"I bet you miss your brother."

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Polygamist

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

"Sergeant Pepper's lonely, depressed and neurotic hearts club band"

'Someday your prints will come.'

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"

Urban fox.

'When he comes down do you mind if I take a snap for the album?'

Devil has the best tunes

Fat Picture