Photo Album Collector Gifts

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

"That's two days after you were born."

Robert Fripp

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"I bet you miss your brother."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

Flabby Road.

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Polygamist

'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'

'Someday your prints will come.'

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

"Sergeant Pepper's lonely, depressed and neurotic hearts club band"

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"

Urban fox.

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

'When he comes down do you mind if I take a snap for the album?'