Photo Collector Gifts

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

When displaying personal items at work, such as photos , generally less is better.

Passion for cars and the family

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cariactures

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Elizabeth II

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'How old is this vase?'

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

Smiley Face.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"That's two days after you were born."

Antique Selfie

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers