Collecting Photo Albums Gifts

"And this is one of me in the 3:30 at Doncaster"

Robert Fripp

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"That's two days after you were born."

The Beatles

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

Flabby Road.

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

Will Young

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

"Sergeant Pepper's lonely, depressed and neurotic hearts club band"

'Someday your prints will come.'

'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"