Photo Albums Gifts

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: family history.

"And here's one of you running with the guys in Pamplona."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Great photo."

Newborn making the V-sign

"I bet you miss your brother."

"That's two days after you were born."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

"Didn't we look young when we were young."

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Polygamist

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

'Someday your prints will come.'

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"

'When he comes down do you mind if I take a snap for the album?'