Photo Album Aficionado Gifts

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Smile

Snapshots in Time

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Bunny Pranks

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Great photo."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Say cheese!

Lumiere brothers caricature

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Social Struggles

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Nice smile.'

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."