Photo Album Gifts

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Great photo."

Newborn making the V-sign

"I bet you miss your brother."

"That's two days after you were born."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

"Didn't we look young when we were young."

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

'Someday your prints will come.'

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

"Our family. We ran out of room years ago."

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"

"That's Domingo. He was my high school boyfriend. We went steady for a long time...then he got married and had 8 children. We slowly drifted apart after that."

'When he comes down do you mind if I take a snap for the album?'

"And here's one of you running with the guys in Pamplona."