Photo Album Curator Gifts

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'Well of course I've 'gained a little weight since then'. That photo was taken when I was two years old!'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'When he comes down do you mind if I take a snap for the album?'

"That's Domingo. He was my high school boyfriend. We went steady for a long time...then he got married and had 8 children. We slowly drifted apart after that."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Newborn making the V-sign

"That's two days after you were born."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

'Someday your prints will come.'

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"

"Vanity alert! Jerry's coming with his selfie stick and he knows how to use it!"

When displaying personal items at work, such as photos , generally less is better.

"Is this another family photo album?"

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: family history.