Family Photo Album Curator Gifts

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Mythical Family of Four.

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'One of my forebears.'

Frog Family Selfie

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

"That's two days after you were born."

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

'Smile!'

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

Rabbit in the office with photos of children

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"

'When he comes down do you mind if I take a snap for the album?'

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: family history.

Fat Picture

"That's Domingo. He was my high school boyfriend. We went steady for a long time...then he got married and had 8 children. We slowly drifted apart after that."

"Is this another family photo album?"

"And here's one of you running with the guys in Pamplona."