Family Photo Album Curator Gifts

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

Children's artwork exhibition.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

Mythical Family of Four.

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'One of my forebears.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

Frog Family Selfie

"That's two days after you were born."

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

'Smile!'

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

Woman in bed , with photos of her previous boyfriends above her head. (New boyfriend about to get in bed.)

Rabbit in the office with photos of children

"Would you like to see our quarantine photos?"

"Is this another family photo album?"

Fat Picture

"That's Domingo. He was my high school boyfriend. We went steady for a long time...then he got married and had 8 children. We slowly drifted apart after that."

'When he comes down do you mind if I take a snap for the album?'

"And here's one of you running with the guys in Pamplona."

Papi's idea of a good father vs. Baldo's idea of a good father: family history.