Family Photo Collector Gifts

Polygamist

Fat Picture

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Mythical Family of Four.

Newborn making the V-sign

'One of my forebears.'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"That's two days after you were born."

Frog Family Selfie

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

'Cheese.'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

Aw, are those your office co-workers? They're adorable!

'Smile!'

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

'Someday your prints will come.'

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

Rabbit in the office with photos of children