Family Photo Collector Gifts

Polygamist

Fat Picture

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Mythical Family of Four.

'One of my forebears.'

Newborn making the V-sign

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

"That's two days after you were born."

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Frog Family Selfie

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

'Cheese.'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'Smile!'

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

'Someday your prints will come.'

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

'All those in favor of looking at pictures of grandchildren before we start bitching about their parents, say aye.'

Rabbit in the office with photos of children

'No they're not photos of my 'loved ones', that's the wife and kids.'

When displaying personal items at work, such as photos , generally less is better.

"And this is your father's first girlfriend, just before she was stoned to death."