Family Photo Fanatic Gifts

Rabbit in the office with photos of children

'Smile!'

"How could you schedule our family pictures during my annual molt?! I have no primary feathers! How embarrassing! I hate you!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

My First Camera

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Baby on board 2020

Family Portrait Abuse.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Great photo."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

Frog Family Selfie

"Say 'cheese'!"

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

Gone to photograph lunch

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'Cheese.'

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

"ME!!!"

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

"Harold... they know."

"All this just to take a selfy!"

'Sometimes I wish I hadn't bought you that stupid camera for Christmas!'

'Alright, gentlemen, I think we'll dispense with 'cheese'...'