Family Photo Fanatic Pillows

Rabbit in the office with photos of children

'Smile!'

"How could you schedule our family pictures during my annual molt?! I have no primary feathers! How embarrassing! I hate you!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

My First Camera

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Baby on board 2020

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Family Portrait Abuse.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"Great photo."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Say 'cheese'!"

Frog Family Selfie

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

'Cheese.'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"ME!!!"

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

Gone to photograph lunch

Aw, are those your office co-workers? They're adorable!

Reindeer Family Portraits.

"Harold... they know."