Family Portrait Enthusiast Pillows

'This is my late husband Fred, my son James, and of course, Fifi...'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Mythical Family of Four.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Baby on board 2020

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Great photo."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'One of my forebears.'

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

Frog Family Selfie

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

'Cheese.'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

'He really captured her in this one.'

Idealized portrait of a rooster.

"OK Bob, I almost have the likeness right! One more time please..."