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'This is my late husband Fred, my son James, and of course, Fifi...'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Mythical Family of Four.

Baby on board 2020

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Great photo."

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'One of my forebears.'

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

Frog Family Selfie

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

'Cheese.'

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Aw, are those your office co-workers? They're adorable!

'He really captured her in this one.'

Idealized portrait of a rooster.