Family Photo Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm making a scrapbook to document the most embarrassing moments of your life."

"And if that day comes, sweetie, just make sure your wedding album is inclusive-looking."

Aw, are those your office co-workers? They're adorable!

'No they're not photos of my 'loved ones', that's the wife and kids.'

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'Cheese.'

"Yeah, my mum never buys individual school photos. With so many of us, it's cheaper to get a group photo..."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

My First Camera

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Smile

'They're a very successful family.'

Snapshots in Time

Baby on board 2020

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."