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Mythical Family of Four.

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Framed Lady

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"It was her mothers"

"Great photo."

Elizabeth II

'One of my forebears.'

Newborn making the V-sign

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

'You're messing with my head.'

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

'Don't give me any wrinkles.'

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

Pet Fridge Photos

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

Polygamist

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

Donald Trump painting

Father rabbit uses his front legs to make ears for his son as they pose for pictures.

'It's the wife!.... I hung it there to keep the kids away from the fire!'

'Someday your prints will come.'

'I have reason to believe that my sister is getting a bigger allowance than me. I think you and mom should be more forthcoming and transparent.'

'Someday, all this will be yours.'