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Mythical Family of Four.

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Framed Lady

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"It was her mothers"

"Great photo."

Elizabeth II

Newborn making the V-sign

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

'One of my forebears.'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

'You're messing with my head.'

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

'Don't give me any wrinkles.'

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

Pet Fridge Photos

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

Polygamist

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

'Someday your prints will come.'

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.

Father rabbit uses his front legs to make ears for his son as they pose for pictures.

Donald Trump painting

'It's the wife!.... I hung it there to keep the kids away from the fire!'