Family Photo Album Collector T-Shirts

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Mythical Family of Four.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'One of my forebears.'

Newborn making the V-sign

"That's two days after you were born."

Frog Family Selfie

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

"I bet you miss your brother."

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

"Sergeant Pepper's lonely, depressed and neurotic hearts club band"

'Someday your prints will come.'

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'