Family Photo Album Collector T-Shirts

"Yo are the spitting image of your father when he was your age."

Robert Fripp

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Mythical Family of Four.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Newborn making the V-sign

'One of my forebears.'

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

"I bet you miss your brother."

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Frog Family Selfie

"That's two days after you were born."

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

Fruit Fly Photo Albums

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Polygamist

The Frankenstein monster's photo album.

"Sergeant Pepper's lonely, depressed and neurotic hearts club band"

'Someday your prints will come.'

Holiday Snaps, "He always made a point of showing them to visitors."

Gingerbread man has picture of cook with chef's hat and spoon signed Mom on his desk.

'Apparently they now think his back catalogue may have been murdered.'

You have any baby pictures, Randy? I'm just wondering what you looked like before all those muscles. HOJ. Indeed I do, little buddy. In fact, they were professionally taken. By Sears? By Muscle & Fitness Magazine. I was the centerfold in their infants and toddlers edition. Figures.