Collecting Family Portraits Pillows

'One of my forebears.'

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Framed Lady

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"He looks just like your husband."

Mythical Family of Four.

"Great photo."

El Greco

Elizabeth II

Newborn making the V-sign

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'He colorized our old photo album.'

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

'You're messing with my head.'

"He looks just like his Dad, still he'll grow out of it."

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

'Don't give me any wrinkles.'

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

Pet Fridge Photos

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

Dorian Gray views a Selfie