Collecting Family Portraits Pillows

'One of my forebears.'

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Framed Lady

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"He looks just like your husband."

Mythical Family of Four.

"Great photo."

El Greco

Elizabeth II

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Newborn making the V-sign

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'He colorized our old photo album.'

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

"... And he's got his father's face!"

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

'You're messing with my head.'

"He looks just like his Dad, still he'll grow out of it."

'Don't give me any wrinkles.'

"The mother is doing fine, but I'm afraid the baby looks like you."

Dorian Gray views a Selfie

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

Pet Fridge Photos

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

"Actually, I do look a lot like my mom. It's just that I have her first nose."

" ...and this is the armor of my ancestor, 'Cederick the Unintimidating.'"