Portrait Collecting Pillows

'I paint what I see, in this case a commission worth eight hundred guineas.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'It's called 'Portrait of Madame LaGrange who lives on the top floor with her husband, the grocer, and with her dog miki, a cute little terrier with brown ears who is always running up and down the stairs and barking at everyone's door.''

Framed Lady

"Great photo."

Cariactures

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diego Velasquez

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Mythical Family of Four.

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Are you done yet?'

El Greco

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Elizabeth II

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'One of my forebears.'

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Catherine the Great with her daughter Nora Soso

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Mitch McConnell

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.