Profile Picture Curator Gifts

'My Facebook profile pic is my face Photoshopped onto a heavier person's body. That way I look thinner in person.'

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Framed Lady

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Diego Velasquez

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"Great photo."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Elizabeth II

You looked different during our video chat.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

Using a social media app to date

'I like it, but is it Art?'

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

"I've been posing for half an hour. Shouldn't you be painting by now?"

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

Leonardo Da Vinci tries to make the Mona Lisa smile.

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

'You're messing with my head.'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'