"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
Profile Curator Gifts
A profile curator with a creative streak deserves gifts that celebrate their passion for organizing and highlighting their favorite personalities or ideas. Our collection offers a playful and thought-provoking selection of items that fit their unique style, whether they’re decorating a workspace or adding a personal touch to their collection. From clever prints to charming accessories, find a gift that resonates with their love for curation and creativity.
"I need to change my life...I'll just change my profile."
"I want my profile picture to scream 'personality'."
'Can I have a few minutes to update my profile page?'
'You look exactly like your website.'
'Actually, we do have something in common. We were both duplicitous in our online dating profiles.'
"It's nothing personal. I just enjoyed your online presence better."
"You might want to tone down that profile."
'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."
'It's a Joan Biro.'
Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.
The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House
TV-Man
Misunderstood artist
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'
Frederic Auguste Bartholdi
You had me at vintage.
"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."
The Rise of Modern Art
Convenience.
Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.
Board Game Hunter
Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!
'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'
Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.
"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"
"It's Chicken Mole!"
"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"
Redecorating Easter Island.
"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."
'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'
Leaves falling out of a painting.
Profile Curator Gifts Collection
Profile Curator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for profile curators—witty, inspiring, and just a little quirky.
Profile Curator Pillows
Decorate their space with pillows that reflect their creative soul—bold, charming, and full of character.
Profile Curator Prints
Discover prints that celebrate the art of curation and creativity—ideal for inspiring any profile curator.
Profile Curator T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase a profile curator’s creative spirit—fun designs to express their artistic personality.