Content Curator Gifts

"Which do you want, bad news, fake news or the disaster channel?"

TV-Man

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Lynching on social media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

This Message Has No Content

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Misunderstood artist

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Convenience.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.