Digital Curator Gifts

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

"Install that, then uninstall that. Open that, then close that. Update that, then delete that. Run that program, then end that program..."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

TV-Man

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Stitch one, pearl one...

National Archives

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

Nobody ever listens to what I say phobia.

"It's great to be back in the theater again."

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"His work hovers between neo-realism, post-modernism and crap."

"Customers who bought this item also bought this item."

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"She was an excellent model, but her mother simply couldn't learn to trust me."

Rodin's Look-out Man

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

'You look exactly like your website.'

"Oh look, dear. when you press 'alt-right' it types a little swastika!"