Digital Curator T-Shirts

The first thing I'm doing is deleting all my old Insta photos.

'Save or delete...decisions, decisions..it's just like being at work!'

"Install that, then uninstall that. Open that, then close that. Update that, then delete that. Run that program, then end that program..."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

TV-Man

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

Kenneth Clark

The Cloud

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Stitch one, pearl one...

National Archives

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

Nobody ever listens to what I say phobia.

'Nurse Wilhelm will be live-blogging the whole procedure.'

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

'She's responsible for the smoking ban.'

"It's great to be back in the theater again."

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"Customers who bought this item also bought this item."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

"His work hovers between neo-realism, post-modernism and crap."

'You look exactly like your website.'

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."