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'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"We have it easy? Your generation didn't have to worry about having to document every minute of your life."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

Police film evidence

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Crocodile

Kirsten Johnson

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Collected works

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

A fly on the wall documentary.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Fahrenheit 911.

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

Michael Moore

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'