Digital Documentarian Gifts

Whoops, left the tape out. We'll have to start over.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"We have it easy? Your generation didn't have to worry about having to document every minute of your life."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Kirsten Johnson

Police film evidence

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Crocodile

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'